character ranking | K J and A Podcast

This week on the K J and A Podcast, it’s time for another Rank 5!

Your regular teacher is absent. The substitute walks into the classroom.

Except these aren’t normal substitute teachers.

Kevin and Jay are ranking five fictional characters who would be absolutely TERRIBLE substitutes, including Deadpool, Rick Sanchez, The Joker, Wednesday Addams, and Gordon Ramsay.

Who would completely lose control of the classroom?

Who would accidentally destroy the school?

Who might actually be a surprisingly good teacher?

And most importantly… who would you least want standing at the front of your classroom?

Kevin and Jay break down each character’s teaching ability, personality, classroom behavior, likelihood of causing chaos, and whether any student would actually survive the school day.

It’s another ridiculous Rank 5 full of fictional characters, questionable educational decisions, and arguments that probably should never happen in a real classroom.

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In this first part of our Stranger Things character deep-dive, Kevin and Jay break down the Hawkins crew. We discuss how their personalities evolve, who carries the show, who falls off, who deserved better, and which characters absolutely run the series from day one. Expect jokes, hot takes, lore connections, great moments, and our totally professional, extremely scientific personal ratings.

This is Part 1 of our three-episode Stranger Things character series. If you’re a Stranger Things fan, this is the perfect Hawkins hangout. Grab your Eggos, hit play, and let’s talk characters!